Some men are a little slower than others. This top five clue list will help those a little thick understand that their wife just wants some alone time in the shower. If any of these five things turn up - chances are you are not getting lucky tonight.
No shower sex for you my friend....
|Number One - She has a gun and is firing at you|
|Number Two - when she sees you she screams|
|Number Three - she appears to be doing some random Yoga Move|
|Number Four - When you look at the shower glass you see four pairs and hands|
|Number Five - She has locked the door on you|